Dear Future Stella,
I asked Current Stella to tell me about her life in 20 years. Figuring she would have no concept of time, I assumed she was going to tell me things that could easily happen tomorrow.
Instead, Current Stella told me she was going to be married and she was going to have twins (both girls).
I asked her if she was going to have a job. She said yes. She said her main job was going to be being a mommy but she would go to my salon so she could work next to me every day.
I asked her to tell me about her husband. She said he was going to be nice and silly and really helpful. She said he was going to be really silly to the twins but also really helpful when she needed anything. (I can’t imagine where she got this image from?….) She told me I was going to be her kid’s G-Ma (which is what she calls my mom).
I asked her where she was going to live. She said Mexico. I asked her what she thought her husband would do for work. She said he was going to be a wrestler. I couldn’t help but picture a Nacho Libre situation.
Future Stella, I love you. Current Stella, kid- you don’t want to live in Mexico with twin girls and your wrestler husband while you are working away at a hair salon. This has tragic written all over it. Aim higher….